I have no words:
Westboro Baptist Church will picket Heath Ledger’s funeral
Ok, I lied. I have words:
These people sicken me. If it didn’t make me exactly like him, I would say that Fred Phelps deserves a very special place in hell. It’s a place very close to that place he wants to send the rest of the world. Well, not the entire rest of the world. Just, you know, Gays, Jews, Swedes, Mexicans, Canadians, Americans, not Al Gore, the Clinton Family, Al Gore, Bill O’Reilly, The Screen Actor’s Guild, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Reggie White, The ACLU, Ang Lee, Matthew Shepard, Princess Di, Ronald Reagan, The Southern Poverty Law Center, Moises Kaufman, Soldiers, Mormons, Muslims, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and the Irish. (I’m not joking about any of these, and I’m absolutely, 100% positive that I missed a few).
When I think of what should be done to that asshat - just, you know, for the sake of argument - I recall The Onion’s descriptions of the eternal torment which awaited the 9/11 hijackers in hell. And yes, I put Fred Phelps in the same category as those cocksuckers.
A few choice quotes from the aforementioned Onion article:
“…they certainly didn’t seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.”
“…they’ll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand” [I'm particularly fond of this one. -J]
“Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can’t even imagine what he’s got cooked up for them.”
Enjoy eternity, Fred. You closeted, self-hating douchebag.
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